What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 00:55

Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
-J W Pepper